Life is Full of Contradictions

Hard Plastic Stuff (from "Tighten Up" - Yellow Magic Orchestra)

Mr. Ohida: Please come in, hey.
Foreigner: How do you do?
Mr. Ohida: How do you do?
Foreigner: Nice to see you. Haha....

Foreigner: You know? I like Japan. Japan is number 1. They, number 1. They have....
Mr. Ohida: Haha....
Foreigner: They hava television, the cars, the number 1. Haha....Do you understand, Mr. Ohida, do you understand?
Mr. Ohida:....No!

Foreigner: Haha....Japan, actually, they work so hard. They're number 1. I like Japan, the beautiful Mount Fuji, beautiful cherry blossoms, the number 1 beautiful country. Haha....
Mr. Ohida: Haha....
Foreigner: Do you understand, Mr. Ohida, do you understand?
Mr. Ohida:....No!

Foreigner: Haha....Actually, the Japanese people are crazy. Japanese is like pigs. Haha...Japanese is like....like....like....monkey. Chocolate, you know, and yellow monkey. Do you understand, Mr. Ohida....you understand?
Mr. Ohida:....err....No!

Foreigner: Haha....I like Japan. Japanese are crazy! Haha....Japanese are pigs, pigs you know. Monkeys, and they
have small cocks you know. Chocolates, yellow monkeys. Do you understand Mr. Ohida?
Mr. Ohida:....err....No!
Foreigner: Haha....
Mr. Ohida:Haha....

Foreigner: Err....Nice to see you, I see you tomorrow.
Mr. Ohida: See you, see you.
Foreigner: Thank you very much.
Mr. Ohida: See you.
Foreigner: Bye.
Mr. Ohida: Bye.